she said what?

Some of these are just too funny. I want them to be in writing so I can someday show Addison how much she makes me laugh.


Leaving the Chick-Fil-A drive thru and heading home.
A: I have french fry mommy?
Me: You'll have to wait until we get home. Mommy is driving the car.
A: I know mommy. You drive the car with one hand and blow on my french fry with the other hand.


Morgan was chatty in the car one morning. Addison decided to chat with her and practice her animal sounds. The loud lion scared Morgan and she cried. Then Addison did the quiet lion and said she was all better.


Driving by Chick-Fil-A
A: Where did the cow go? (The guy in the cow suit that was out the other day.)
Me: I don't know Addison. Maybe he's sleeping.
A: He's in the barn sleeping.


On the way home one day.
Me: I love you lots Addison.
A: No mommy. I love you big.


A: Mommy, I don't want my goldfish. My tummy is full.


A: Look Mommy. Two Walmarts!
(You know. Super Walmart has two entrances.)


Me: Addison, are you kicking the seat?
A: Noooo.
Me: Yes you are. We don't kick the seat.
A: No, I'm rubbing it.


Throwing a fit because she spilled milk on herself
A: Don't put water on me.
Michael: I need to clean the milk off.
A: No, I don't want to.
Michael: There, you're all better now.
A: I'm not all better. I'm still crying.